Seaford Jacuzzi

When you're into the daughter, but it turns out the daughter and the mother have a close relationship and the mother gives you the inside details on the daughter to get you across the line.

Toby got into that Seaford Jacuzzi again and now he is dating Tabitha after her mother called him

by CamelBlue March 17, 2022

Self Sabotage

Self Sabotage is when you fart before you sit down.

Person 1: "Awh fuck."

Person 2: "What is it?"

Person 1: "Nothing. I just Self Sabotaged myself."

by Friendly neighborhood Faggot November 27, 2022

Self-aware clear pilled

A self-aware clear pilled person is a person who most likely is not fully clear pilled. They believe they are in their own mind but may not be yet. To be clear pilled one must not only meet the standard outlines, but have others that are already clear pilled agree that one is enlightened.

Bro, you’re being self-aware clear pilled. Seek advice from others.

by Scribbles1697 October 3, 2023

the seaford beast

The seaford beast is the center of a popular urban legend in Yorktown Va. Seaford, a large suburban area in York county which is mostly low lying marshland with neighborhoods in between is reportedly where the beast lives. It has been described as the size of a large dog but with many features that cannot be attributed to any domestic animal. It hunts small animals and children but has rarely been known to prowl neighborhoods in the open. A strictly nocturnal creature it is always seen at night either in or near woods. The real identity of the beast is most likely a large feral dog or bobcat, but a positive identification has yet to be made.

Josh- hey man, you wouldnt believe what happened last night!

jim- what?

Josh- me and frank were walking through some woods in seaford last night and got chased by the SEAFORD BEAST!

jim- Holy Crap, your lucky to be alive, next time you do that kinda thing, i would bring a 12 gauge or something, and even that is no sure protection against THE BEAST.

by the seaford beast hunter June 25, 2008

double selfie

The act of taking a selfie including someone also taking another selfie of himself in your picture.

Hey look a double selfie, that guy was also taking a selfie in this selfie photo!

by tommilover April 15, 2014

rape selfie

When you unexpectedly take a photo of somebody using frontal camera of your phone and the last thing they see is their own face.

- wtf was that with your phone?
- i just made a rape selfie of you

by hazeray November 11, 2014

liquid self

a person without a permanent identity.

Today it is impossible to be not only a liberal or communist, but also black lesbian middle class living in Ohio - each of us has to deal with liquid self. For such a person, any repression of the language - no matter how well-intentioned it was not dictated by - it's just an obstacle in the way of rebuilding itself daily. Anyone who wants to build a unique, albeit liberal world, pose a threat to me as an unsteady being, which today can be boorish dork, tomorrow - a humanist, and after tomorrow - an ashtray with elements of BDSM. (с) Anatoli Ulyanov

by Vacuole_Jo April 5, 2015