The brainchild of Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim in which Tom Peters presents various entrepreneurial ideas to the eccentric mayor of Jefferton.
Mayor: Mayor's Office.
Tom: Hi, there, Mayor. It's uh, me, Tom Peters.
Mayor: Right...
Tom: Just wanted to let you know I've come up with some plans that could help the city of Jefferton--
Mayor: Delicious, chip chips.
Tom: Well, uh, for one thing, the new season of 'Tom Goes to the Mayor' is starting and--
Mayor: Oh, my Michael...
Tom: Hi, there, Mayor. It's uh, me, Tom Peters.
Mayor: Right...
Tom: Just wanted to let you know I've come up with some plans that could help the city of Jefferton--
Mayor: Delicious, chip chips.
Tom: Well, uh, for one thing, the new season of 'Tom Goes to the Mayor' is starting and--
Mayor: Oh, my Michael...
by Jackie Deram July 20, 2006
A show on Adult Swim about a guy named Tom who just moved to a small town and has lots of interesting ideas for the mayor. Cheap animation, but funny stuff anyway.
by rtil March 28, 2005
Tom hardy is a plain and boring person who is usually known to be small in every way(cough cough...hint hint).
Most likely to be a virgin for their whole life and for fun likes to knit.
Their idea of banging tunes are who let the dogs out and u can’t touch this...
They spend most nights alone due to their lack of mates and consequently leaves them without a girl in their life...usually leading to them questioning their sexuality.
They are also well known for carrying diseases like maggot infestation...the only pros of getting with some hunk of a dude called Tom hardy is that he has plump buttocks.
Most likely to be a virgin for their whole life and for fun likes to knit.
Their idea of banging tunes are who let the dogs out and u can’t touch this...
They spend most nights alone due to their lack of mates and consequently leaves them without a girl in their life...usually leading to them questioning their sexuality.
They are also well known for carrying diseases like maggot infestation...the only pros of getting with some hunk of a dude called Tom hardy is that he has plump buttocks.
Your such a Tom hardy right now...
by Jamieee03 August 26, 2019
by justdia October 30, 2020
Self-proclaimed mayor of the culdesac where he resides. Has his finger on the pulse of what his neighbors are up to. Nobody’s grass is greener, driveway cleaner or has a more polished vehicle. Takes lots of naps. Has many odd quips that occasionally makes sense. Identifies as a 9 year old and claims to be woke.
Takes his pants off when he senses danger.
Pisses up to 2 pounds of excellence at a time.
If you know him, you’re lucky.
Takes his pants off when he senses danger.
Pisses up to 2 pounds of excellence at a time.
If you know him, you’re lucky.
by Not the Rams QB November 10, 2022
When taking a shit, the poo curls round on itself and does a couple of backflips before hitting the bowl.
"Bro, I had hell of a Tom Daley Poop last night, every log I dropped did at least 3 backflips before it hit water"
by ForScience234 April 02, 2022
After seeing the overweight woman munch a foot long French baguette while over the Atlantic Ocean, the man was overcome by the Tom Segura phenomenon.
The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.
The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.
by Mattkaveli October 04, 2022