May 11 

Slap any one with the letter S in there name or ask your crush out for Valentine’s Day

Ask your crush for a hug on may 11

May 11 by Babii_itsmeh.! January 28, 2022

may 25th 

your really fucking gay. like... the gay.

ur mom: oh my child is may 25th
i fucking hate my life: lmao gay haha stupid bitch

may 25th by gaybitch37 January 29, 2022

May 7th

The day mattiesoot was born

Him:Wake up its may 7th!
Her:So what
Him:Its the editor mattiesoot's birthday!

May 7th by mattiesoot February 1, 2022

May 2

National kiss a guy named Ben day
(Especially if you are blond)

“ bro it’s may 2”
“Shoot where’s Ben”

May 2 by Mikey47 February 1, 2022

may 4th 

prettiest /hottest boys and girls are born on. if anyone born on may 4th likes or has a crush on you keep them you are really lucky. they are nice, kind, smart, pretty, hot, good bf/gf.

Boy 1: does anyone like you
Boy 2: yea

Boy 1: whats her or his bday
Boy 2: may 4th
Boy 1: youre lucky
Boy 2: how

Boy 1: they are nice, kind and hot
Boy 2: cool

may 4th by emmy… February 1, 2022

May 25 

Very pretty and Amazing people are born on this day <33

Tom: when's your b-day?
Jennifer: May 25
Tom: that explains why you're pretty and amazing :)

May 25 by 𝖎𝖉𝖐 February 4, 2022

May-may Jameson 

gay.We all know it . Your not kidding anyone. Also dense .very very dense.

“how dense is this person?”

“May-may Jameson dense”
“How gay is this person?”
“May-may Jameson gay”

May-may Jameson by Gaybot6ix9ine February 14, 2022