Check My Traps

In a wilderness/natural environment, a covert phrase to indicate the need to relieve your bowels.

Hiker One: Hey, look at that beautiful view!
Hiker Two: Yes, great, it's just great; you should keep looking at it while I go check my traps...
Hiker One: Ok! (knowlingly sits against a tree and starts doing MadLibs)

by infinity.morales June 02, 2009

penis fly trap

a woman with the clinical diagnosis of vaginismus; the reoccurent and persistent involuntary contraction of the perineal muscles surrounding the outer third of the vagina when vaginal penetration is attempted with penis, finger, tampon or speculum

"yo, dont go near that bitch, Regina, shes a total penis fly trap, i almost lost my fist in there"

by Ana Winters, Breus, & Marge Phillips April 17, 2007

Anal Fly Trap

Someone that temps guys into humping, shafting, penetrating, and/or screwing them into the anal orifice.

Jonah anal fly trapped JP when he wore tight shorts and "picked up the soap" the other day.

by Meng September 03, 2004

Newfoundland lobster trap

Originating from an episode of How I Met Your Mother where they discussed multiple Canadian sex acts, the Newfoundland lobster trap involves a girl having sex on top of a guy, and right when he is about to climax, he twists her nipples and yells "Here comes the drawn butter!"

Last night, I ran out of sex acts to perform so I had to give her a Newfoundland lobster trap!

by Ted Mosby is a jerk March 27, 2009

reverse trap

Reverse Trap:

1. An unflattering picture of somebody whom in real life is attractive.

2. The word "Trap" in reverse.

3. A sentence typed in reverse, which is a trap.

reverse traptrapreverseajbryantnicole richieadmiral ackbarstar wars

by Captain Vane March 13, 2010

Trap Metal

Trap metal is when you steal scrap metal for drug money

you hear what happened to Roger and Strickdady!
No what happened?
they got caught stealing scrap metal for pot lol.
What imbreds they always get caught with trap metal

by Trap$tar November 23, 2015

Penis Fly Trap

A woman who is physically attractive and lures in men away from their friends and keeps letting them get closer to getting laid but never actually lets them get there. Then takes all their attention and when they get bored they leave him

“Dude I’m going on a date”
“I wouldn’t trust her, she’s kinda a penis fly trap”

by Dr. Taco Cocko November 16, 2019