hit by a pie truck

used to illiterate something completely unexpected or improbable happening.

"i am the only one who knows how this works so let me tell you in case i get hit by a pie truck"

by cadyc April 24, 2006

Hit like Tyson

Being "Hit like Tyson" means that the girl doesn't sleep around a lot. She has only been "hit" by a few different guys.

The fighters that fought Tyson typically only took one or two punches before being knocked out. There were only "hit" a few times. A girl that has been "hit like Tyson" should be safe and not carrying any STDs.

Brad: Damn, that girl over there is a dime.
Homewood: Hell yeah, and she has been hit like Tyson so you know you won't be at the free clinic on Monday wondering what is dripping from your cock.

by ERP November 10, 2007

Hit Dirt

When you are banging a chick up the ass and you run into some crap along the way which ends up on the end of your dick.

Yo B, I was plowin the back 9 on this skeeza and I hit dirt!

by Colby Rivers January 1, 2008

hit the floozie

when you get caught cheating, your mate hits the one you cheated on them with.

i got caught again dude.. this time, my girl hit the floozie.

by missy smelliot88 October 2, 2008

Hit or Miss

Hit or miss
I bet he doesn't miss ya
You got a boyfriend
I bet he doesn't kiss ya
Mwah

Hit or Miss is pretty bad to be honest.

by DinoLover420 December 5, 2018

Hit the lick

Cheboygan slang

How old were you when you hit the lick?

by Hitthelick October 16, 2019

hitting different

When you are the cutest person in the world and you make guys drool

Damn Lili is hitting different

by FTCBob November 15, 2020