tore up from the floor up

Being so drunk or high that even your toes have a buzz!!!

Man at the bar last nite I was tore up from the floor up!!!

by vinny125125 May 11, 2012

third rock from the sun

A television of the late nineties generally considered to be complete garbage.

"Third Rock from the Sun? That show was almost as bad as Frasier!"

by Da Illest Hustla July 5, 2006

Guy From Skate Board Fail

A guy hit a pole...Testicles first...
He aint getting any babies

Ouch!

Guy From Skate Board Fail got hit in the balls...what else is there to say

by Lilaznkid95 September 23, 2009

Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory

The act of failing or losing when it seemed a sure thing you had it made.

Dude 1: "Remember that one UFC fight with the Sumo wrestler and the little French guy? Sumo was squeezing the shit outta Frenchy! I thought his head was gonna pop!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, then the little guy squirted a punch 'tween fat bastard's moobs and totally busted his nose. Ref called a TKO."

Dude 1: Fatty totally snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, there.

by Bructus August 13, 2010

Pop Tarts from your Uncle

Receiving a crappy gift/date/stalking from an older slightly creepy man.

Dude that date, was like getting pop tarts from your uncle.

by Doc Fitz February 27, 2019

Dirty thunder from down under

When your fucking a chick in her pussy and you fart so hard that she feels the vibration of the fart off the head of your dick

I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a dirty thunder from down under , she felt it and laughed

by Dr. Pain April 15, 2020

Chocolate Thunder from Down Under

Shaving the asshairs after a diarrhea so you don't have to wipe all the disgusting shit in your asshole

I just did a Chocolate Thunder from Down Under!

by Homeboyyyyy69 August 1, 2020