When your husband buys you cheap-ass razors and shaving cream even though you have a bad skin reaction to shaving cream; in an attempt to save money by not purchasing his wife's expensive razors that have the shaving gel built in. Thus, resulting in his wife's crotch itching like crazy and having a burning sensation.
by 12thWoman May 25, 2012
Get the Crotch Firemug. 1- You're fired.
2- You can't fire me, I quit!
1- You can't quit, I quit!
2- You can't quit, you're a frog!
1- You can't frog me, you're my wife!
2- I'm not your wife, you're MY wife!
1- Oh, hey honey, how was work?
2- Pretty good, but I quit my job.
1- You can't quit your job, you're fired!
2- AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH
2- You can't fire me, I quit!
1- You can't quit, I quit!
2- You can't quit, you're a frog!
1- You can't frog me, you're my wife!
2- I'm not your wife, you're MY wife!
1- Oh, hey honey, how was work?
2- Pretty good, but I quit my job.
1- You can't quit your job, you're fired!
2- AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH
by Enavoid November 14, 2020
Get the You're firedmug. Sluttily throwing yourself at a male who's after another chick, hoping to get some side action from him, sometimes even stealing him from another chick.
"Holy shit, that guy's pretty good-looking, but he likes Christy more than me. I think I'm gonna commit some friendless fire." -A grenade, usually obese.
by The Atlas September 9, 2014
Get the Friendless Firemug. by Djkhaledfannn July 10, 2018
Get the Fired chickenmug. You were impeached and nowww you’re fired! Hopefully now we’ll get back to some semblance of the “green”. A hole in one for America and democracy.
by JustJustice November 13, 2020
Get the you’re firedmug. Most are living their 3rd life, can heal and protect you, most can predict the furture and also have premonitions to be able to save lives, if you ever meet one they won't tell you that they are one unless your one of them, they are telepathic and are empath. Also if you meet one don't let them go they are very good hearted honest loyal people. Don't piss one off because they have powers and can destroy your life in a blink of an eye so trust them when they give advise as well it's true and honest, and very knowledgeable remember they have been here for 3 terms of this life.
by Treeisme April 5, 2022
Get the fire angelmug. A shaven strip in a males auxiliary hair to prevent spread of flames after passing out with a lit doobie. Usually located around the waist, neck, and upper parts of limbs on your extremely paranoid friend.
by asre monkey May 10, 2006
Get the fire breakmug.