facebook slobber

FB Slobber: The act of posting overly emotional comments, overly intimate comments and shit your friends don't want to see on your significant other's FB page. ~FB Slobber ~

Facebook slobber: I enjoyed last night if you know what I mean. Did I see a puddy tat? I did I did see a puddy tat!

by Gagging with a spoon August 18, 2010

Facebook Story

A story that is posted on a persons Facebook page to try and get even more attention than their status updates, check-ins and photo uploads. Their stories theme is usually of A. Looking cool in class B. Outlandish personal experience at a mall or in some other public venue C. Some other whitty, clever or "random" story about being "cool," that obviously never happened.

Facebook Story:

OMG, yesterday I was in class and my teacher was all like "you guys need to finish this math hw by friday." And I was all like "when are we ever really going to use math in our lives." Everybody in class was like laughing and I felt so cool. The teacher was like "there are many instances in your future you will use math." And then I was like "whatever, YOLO." And then the whole class started cheering and carried me out of the class. All I can say is EPIC day!

by northshore09 December 15, 2012

Facebook Secretary

When your significant other is on your Facebook and tends to your requests more than you...

Husband receives friend request, wife approves it as his Facebook Secretary...

by Skudderz May 22, 2010

Facebook Investigator

Similar to a private investigator, but they use facebook to obtain information about someone. Usually done by a friend, to find out information about a potential love interest. The investigator usually does not personally know the person they are investigating.

Johnny: hey, did you facebook friend Rebecca yet, so I can know her relationship status?
Facebook Investigator: yeah, turns out she is single, and looking for friendship.

Johnny: thanks man, I owe you.

by bicuspid2011 May 1, 2010

Facebook-Feminist

When the true ideology of a noble concept is perverted and manipulated by unintelligent, moronic, man-hating pea-brains in a hypocritical manner. The end result is a completely different ideology that represents sexism towards men as opposed to the equal opportunity credo it represents. These ideas are largely spread on Facebook in the form of poorly typed articles, shared posts, and written statements of "rape culture" and "#whyineedfeminism".

Judy posted an article on Facebook talking about wage disparity. What a Facebook-Feminist!

by fudgeyew November 12, 2014

Facebook War

What couples can get into with post over the bulletin board on Facebook.

Look at Sallys Facebook post. She must be in a Facebook war with Jim.

by Baker_balls December 6, 2010

facebook storking

The act of stalking your facebook friends by persistently sending them random pictures of storks.

person 1 - I'm just facebook storking my ex.

person 2 - that's sooo lame.
person 1 - Yeah I know. Even the guy that created the fb group thinks it's lame

by Ceiling Cat NZ June 3, 2010