Dry

A crack or a joke that is not funny.

"You smell like cheese"
"That shit was dry"
"Dryyyy"

by Drawoh March 16, 2016

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dry heap

when something/someone is fucked really fucking hard and said thing/person that was fucked is fucked

person 1: "evan was a dry heap after i was done fucking him"
person 2: "shit bro are you gay"

by teaketchup October 20, 2022

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National Dry Hump Day

National Dry hump day is held on September 2nd

National dry Hump Day Is September 2nd

by Heyyy251673 September 1, 2021

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Dry Bill

An Action, Puting an absorbent material around ones finger and drying the cheek inside someones mouth. Opposite of a Wet Willy. Timing is key, being bitten is failure.

Sawyer snuck up on Luke with a Paper Towel around his finger. Like a fisherman on a lucky day he hooked his prey and dried some moisture from the left interior mouth cheek. Triumphantly he cheered and invented the "Dry Bill"

by Mean Tom Sawyer December 22, 2020

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dry season

when you fuck someone dry for a whole season (preferably September, October and November). This can be at any time, any where without any 'what if' or 'buts'

Boy: hey babe guess what ;)
Girl: what?
Boy: today is the 1st of September
Girl: yeah and?
Boy: its dry season ;) 👅💦

by Scarlett Buncle November 27, 2019

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Dry January

This is when someone doesn’t drink alcohol for one month at the beginning of the year so they can become an absolute alcoholic disgrace of a human the rest of the year guilt free.

Friend: Uh Greg stop making out with that 300lb trans woman who just vomited under the bar.

Greg: ”Dry January is over nerd”

by NinjaClint January 27, 2024

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