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crackered

the opposite of niggered. when your approached by a white male and he politely askes you for your money, and you give it to him. homeless are masters of this art, because theyre only going to buy crack with it.
whoa, i just got crackered!!!!

whats up with all these white people asking me for money?
by OutoftheCarGuy May 23, 2009
mugGet the crackeredmug.

Cracker Barrel

Lads, I just respawned at Cracker Barrel.
by MrMorgan99 November 9, 2025
mugGet the Cracker Barrelmug.

Clever cracker

Person who cuts through the jargon to get to the crux of the message; a Bullshit Detector
"There's no use trying to 'blag it' when you speak to her, she'll see right through what you say - she's a real clever cracker"
by Claudette184 September 4, 2013
mugGet the Clever crackermug.

grahm cracker lookin bitch

When women argue they might call each other a Grahm Cracker lookin Bitch, basically saying they are beneath them or hella busted.
girl 1: BITCH you think you better than me?!

girl 2: I know I am , you GRAHM CRACKER LOOKIN BITCH!
by WOLF___GANG July 11, 2011
mugGet the grahm cracker lookin bitchmug.

Sinking Cracker

A joke that a white person can't swim.
Guy 1: hey boy, what do you call a white boy that isn't strong enough to swim?

Guy 2: what?

Guy 1: A sinking cracker!... Get it?
by datru3th September 23, 2016
mugGet the Sinking Crackermug.

cracker salad

a little bitch who suck toes and toenails for a living
by White-Boyz May 6, 2018
mugGet the cracker saladmug.

Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024
mugGet the Cracker Barrel Baptismmug.

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