Free Cheesing

When you cum on a girl's pussy, let it solidify and then a different girl eats it off.

Woman 1: You better be free cheesing me tonight.
Man 1: I definitely will, just call up your friend.

by D0nald.Duckie December 22, 2020

cheese dab

when you pour boiling hot cheese in a girls cooch

I gave her a cheese dab last night

by rokka3 February 26, 2022

Tea Cheese

That horrible coagulated milk crap you get when your milk has gone off, or when it reacts weird with the lemon tea you just made...

Don't add milk to that, you'll get tea cheese

by HorusHeretic October 18, 2014

Cheese gratter

Is a wood stick and sand paper wrapped around it and then tape it there you go cheese gratter.

Dude: hey man pass the cheese gratter
Grill: here

Dude: thanks

Cheese gratter: shkshksgksgskshskshskshskshskshskshskshskshskshsksgskshskshskshskshskshskshskshskshskh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude: Augh!
Grill: hmm dat shit good hmmm

by XXNX.COMChubs69_420 December 9, 2019

ginger cheese

something someone will call you meaning your an amazing person, also meaning they love you very much as a friend.

it could also mean your friend hates you.

person 1: hey you are such a ginger cheese
person 2: what does that mean??? you keep calling me that?!??
person 1: i love you very much as a loving friend.

person 2: oh man also i’m gay
person 1: that makes you ginger cheese
person 2: thank you
person 1: no i mean i hate you very much

by k33rmi March 20, 2022

Cheese Blindness

The state of temporary insanity caused by the opportunity to consume cheese

I ate that whole block of cheddar in one sitting and I don't even remember doing it. That must be my cheese blindness acting up again

by Meringue March 19, 2015

Cheese grater

A method of masturbation involving the vigorous grating of ones tip with ones knucles

Mum - "why are your knuckles bleeding?"

Me - "it's from the cheese grater"

by Lord cheese 101 May 26, 2020