Captain Ioway can save the world with he help of his pig, Blue Boy, and hius sidekick, Korn Kid. He is the greatest superhero that ever lived. He is from Ioway. When he is not saving the world, he enjoys spending time with the Frake family and adding sugar to his wife's mincemeat.
by statefair December 29, 2011
Get the Captain Iowaymug. "We finished the latest episode of Night Court, and before the credits finished rolling, he had already started to captain and tunnel me."
"Captain & tunneling? Is that even legal in Rhode Island?"
"Captain & tunneling? Is that even legal in Rhode Island?"
by NirnrootSandwich January 14, 2023
Get the Captain & Tunnelingmug. A Captains Wife is a bit like the chick from Kick Ass with a hard working, diligent, chicken bhuna hot, edge.
She's also powerful but a little bit needy, after a good rumping.
She's also powerful but a little bit needy, after a good rumping.
by Lord leonard November 19, 2013
Get the Captains wifemug. One who is new to an event (such as a video game or forum created to flame or insult each other) and says something EXTREMELY stupid and becomes the King of the most ignorant sayings that have ever been expressed there.
by Drache September 8, 2003
Get the Captain Newbmeistermug. by Mrs Fantasy December 10, 2013
Get the captain woodymug. According to David Beard, the director of training at Lance, Inc., the name of the Captain's Wafers came from the idea that "on a ship, the captains always had the best of everything when it came to meals.
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
Get the Captain's Wafersmug. by Merkp June 7, 2018
Get the Captain assholemug.