Candy Withdrawal

Missing spending time with Candy after hanging out.

I hung out with Candy, and now I'm having a Candy withdrawal. I love spending time with Candy.

by keriberi October 17, 2023

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Yellow candy

if you eat yellow candy you already lost

"I love yellow candy"
"eww, what a loser"

by Yellow candy June 7, 2022

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eye candi

Like eye candy but with a sassy, bombshell-punk twist: An alt-indie hottie who shows off glorious amounts of skin, smatterings of ink and loads of badass edge.

"Did you catch that hot-ass piece of eye candi workin' the counter at the used records store?”

by mr something May 18, 2014

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Dirty candy

taping a piece of candy to the ass ready for a good ass eating

You ready to try the Dirty candy ?

by Dev_atar February 24, 2022

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Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy

You say this when ur low-key getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once, but your mom calls you

Mom: "Hey what's going on?"
Me: "Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy'
Mom: "You're getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once??"

by jdus568 May 31, 2024

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The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.

The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)

The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.

Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.

A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!

by Drankenstien January 22, 2025

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