cake throat

When you are eating a cake and the cake particles get caught in the back of your throat and you can't swallow.

An actual problem for many people.

Often people who suffer from cake throat are ridiculed with sexual innuendos regarding the terminology cake throat.

I get scared to eat cake just incase I get cake throat.

by cake throat sufferer December 05, 2013

Cake and Custard

When you creampie a bird and it trickles down to her arsehole.

"That cake and custard is looking marvellous" Says Keith after the gangbang

by MILFord Keynes March 13, 2022

Cakes and shit

A tough situation.

Oh dude, you know what? I'm sorry I tried to put your head in this, this is gonna be like cakes and shit.

by Ocular Fire July 09, 2023

flutter cake

Performing anilingus ( a rim job) while the recipient is passing gas. ( farting in your face)

. Example- I took a girl out to dinner last night and after she made me a flutter cake.

by Twitch9949 September 01, 2015

cake arse

A term used to describe someone with a slightly big buttocks, but no defining shape. commonly found on overweight men.

Dam Micky mac , you have some cake arse, you need to hit the gym.

by fathereddie9898 May 03, 2019

Cake time

The time that you eat cake at a party. You’re already at a party, and the party just got better.

Wow, I thought Bitcoin at $18k was cake time. But now it’s over $50k.

by Scrugs April 25, 2021

Kooka Cakes

When baby powder or other moisture absorbing powders clump together in the vagina or fupa region.

1. Girl , it’s so hot outside, when I took my panties off, kooka cakes fell all over the ground.

2. Bro, have you ever tasted kooka cakes.

by Kookacakecooker September 29, 2022