The Bus Theorum

A hypothesis developed by stoners that states: a blunt rolled with a doobie paper around it will be... dope. This is proven fact. It burns smooth and even, holds together and allows for more bud to pack! Hell yeah!

Me: Oh man, you bring those blunts?!
Scientist: Absolutely, rolled with The Bus Theorum, of course.
Me: Spark that shit now!

by uzifan420 November 8, 2019

Bus Syndrome

A disorder that arises in your love life when, after being single or falling from broken relationship to another for a while, multiple good prospects appear on your horizon...
to explain better, finding two people you like in a short space of time...

Dude 1: man, this situation with Lauren and Jane is showing signs of Bus Syndrome...

Dude 2: Your Fucked Mayte

by Fightstarboy January 30, 2009

bus team

In fantasy sports, especially Fantasy Premier League, the provisional team you pick very early on in a gameweek that will do the job in the event - e.g. being hit by a bus - you are unable to tinker with the team selection closer to the deadline when you have more information to base selections decisions on. Coined by the Always Cheating podcast.

I set my bus team as soon as I can. You never know.

by Oliver Säger August 21, 2024

we're all bozos on this bus

from the eponymous Firesign Theater comedy album

Dude, we're all bozos on this bus bozo

by Spotcheck Billy June 2, 2014

Big Society bus

Getting somewhere on foot. An allusion to David Cameron's flagship policy in which people are expected to provide local services themselves, rather than local government.

"I'm taking the Big Society bus home" - Walking home.

by gerbilwrangler March 28, 2011

Battle Bus

Battle Bus

Slang term used within certain parts of the Fortnite community mostly by children and immature teenagers.
The term can be used to refer to one's penis / genitals.

"I spend the night at Stacey's house last night, she totally rode my Battle Bus."~

by Heliping May 2, 2024

The Bully Bus

A group of niggas that will suffer the wrath of digital footprint in the near future

Those niggas being:

Svord - Crime lord
A1isb - Skibidi
Natas - Emo boy
Weestevo - Racist
Zach - popeyes chicken sandwich

Man i hope The Bully Bus SUFFERS for their actions today

by The Bully Bus April 9, 2024