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Facebook bum

One who is always on facebook because 1. They're really bored 2. They have no friends 3. They enjoy it more than most
I've been on facebook like 50 times today! I'm a total Facebook bum!
by Tom R. :) October 5, 2010
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bum chum

someone who appears to be a slightly-too-close friend of someone else of the same sex, for unknown reasons. suspicion, jealousy and just plain trouble-making leads to this sycophant to be referred to by the derogatory phrase 'bum chum', suggesting that the relationship might be of a homosexual nature
Look at Andy over there, hanging round Pete like he was his bum chum
by Herkimmer Wiggleswish August 2, 2016
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Bum flower

Slang term for piles aka cauliflower bum, can often be painful as they are most commonly found erupting from the anus. Bum flowers can be removed with minor surgery.
"why's Nicole walking like that?"
Kirsty" because she recently had some bum flowers removed"
by Ellyb June 3, 2013
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bum muff

The muff which surrounds the anal regions of ones anus.
1 My god that is one heck of a lot of bum muff you got there bruv!
2 Your mum eats my bum muff bruv
by cumbubble June 11, 2006
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bum rice

When your trying to organize a office pot luck but end up looking like a total dink
I’ll bring the bum rice!!mmm
by Ndddda November 11, 2017
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Fiddle bum

Term used to describe a person who always has his/her fingers in the anus. The person may do it for the simple pleasure of 'getting' that itch or because they are exactly just that - fiddle bums. Some also like to sniff their fingers after getting in *deep*
Can also be used as fiddle butt to describe somebody who does that in public. Fiddle fingers nail- nail or finger that has traces of being in the ass
Jammie: Hey Jack, what the hell do you think your doing?
Jack: Nothing man. Just scratching. Nothing wrong with that *shrugs*
John: walks by and says fiddle bum and walks of laughing!
Jammie to Jack: You always were a fiddle bum/ass/fingers/nail
by twiddlybabe November 5, 2011
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bum buster

Little skank whipped out the bum busters.
by tanjaluvsit May 9, 2010
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