Instead of getting your space ship shot down by some asshole, you crash it into the nearest building.
by AnOldRottenCunt September 28, 2020
by Speakachu805 August 18, 2018
29th of July
A day when we gather to drink apple juice and cure our depression
On the 29th of July we drink apple juice as a reminder that we have to keep living even if it’s just for apple juice
A day when we gather to drink apple juice and cure our depression
On the 29th of July we drink apple juice as a reminder that we have to keep living even if it’s just for apple juice
Well I’m drink apple juice on the 29th because is apple juice day, and I believe mental health is important
by Welovehalle July 28, 2021
On the 29th of July we drink apple juice to remind us that we all have something worth living for even if that something is just apple juice.
It’s a day where we check up on our friends and sit down and have apple juice
It’s a day where we check up on our friends and sit down and have apple juice
by Welovehalle July 29, 2021
The piece of genetic material that dictates a person will have buttocks which are shaped like a fruit with red, yellow, or green skin with sweet to tart, crisp, whitish flesh.
by bfh23 February 16, 2011
by _ hijack _ October 17, 2018
When a creative team run of quality and/or relevant ideas and instead resort to abstraction. Similar to the term Jump-the-shark, going 'Apple Jackie Chan' is a point of no return for as future output, which afterward consists of disconnected nonsense.
by *<@:D February 10, 2022