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cum dump

Cum dumps are extremely passive and prefer to think of themselves as objects, made for men to deposit their loads into. They find joy in knowing that their holes are made useful for the many men that they serve, and will happily let men fuck their ass and throat until their deposit has been made.

A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.

A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.

Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.
Stevie: "Dude did you see what Hayden did last night? Just starfished all night, while everyone fucked the hell outta him. At one stage his ass was DP'd and someone else was waaaay down his throat. And he just laid there all limp and shit.

Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
mugGet the cum dumpmug.

media dump

To give or receive a large amount of personal porn at once; to dump all your sexual media onto a person during while sexting
I want you to media dump me babe
by Colorfulgiraffe August 5, 2023
mugGet the media dumpmug.

nose dump

When you blow out so much snot out of your nose, it's comparable to taking a shit from your nose.
Now that I took a nose dump, my sinuses are clear as can be!
mugGet the nose dumpmug.

Dump

dump is a word for massive shit
by IMSOCOOL>COM> March 30, 2022
mugGet the Dumpmug.

Dual Density Dump

A shit log that has two types of shit in the same log. This can range from soft and smooth to hard and with a crsushed together nugget look.
I just took a dual density dump. It started out hard and ended soft!
by JLO70 November 3, 2022
mugGet the Dual Density Dumpmug.

dump unds

The act of removing and abandoning your underwear due to excessive sweating of the genital region.
I've got about a half gallon of moisture in my groinal region; I think I need to go dump unds.
by [redacted] September 11, 2015
mugGet the dump undsmug.

dump

things guys do and clog the motherfucking toilet at my house...

Jimmy if you're reading this, COME UNCLOG THE DANM TOILET
jimmy took such a big dump, he can probably be gay now...
by mark68 November 14, 2023
mugGet the dumpmug.

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