cow pie

a pile of cow shit

i steped in the cow pie

by gvjj December 15, 2022

Breastmilk cow

a slur given for a mom that is fat af and recently gave birth to a child.
or it can also be a slur for the same thing but instead of a newborn, it's a cringy ass kid inbetween the ages of 1-12

Dude: look at that stupid ass baby!
Reboot Thomas: *staring into your soul*
Dude: your mom is a breastmilk cow
Reboot thomas: *chopper crying*

by the German Horse Worder January 12, 2023

Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.

That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.

by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023

Fat Cow

Average Low Intelligent, Bossy Bitch Manager At Retail Grocery Stores (Often Times They Will Appear Behind Their Co-Workers To Attempt A Heart Attack Scare)

Leshauna; I was trying to deliver my online orders and Fat Cow Appeared Behind Me!

by AverageDonglerOfSims December 13, 2023

Cow Tipping

When a dude bends over a fat chick to fuck her

"yea bro, i cow tipped this bitch so hard last night "
"went to the club last night, wound up cow tipping this bitch"

by chad_thundercock#1 December 15, 2023

cow-orker

A fellow scientist. Cow-orkers are normally seen observing vollatile radoactive isatopes with hasty. Unfortunately, their job often ends with them being blowed to smitheroons

Gordon Freechman was studying in his was studying laboratoried.
Fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm said “Gordon Freemant what are you working on”

by SMTElitist July 18, 2023

vain cow

“Vain Cow” (adjective, noun)

1. an extension upon the original “cow” insult, except add the “vain”

a) “vain” -To no avail, useless
2.1 useless fat bitch.

2.2 a phrase used to describe an ignorant person when they exert another opinion to the public.

“Oh my god, you aren’t ready for the real world you vain cow”

by shaolint July 19, 2023