Best Internet Friend

Best Internet Friend (BIF); BIF is someone more like a Bestfriend or a close friend but on the internet.

This friendship is likely more loyal, genuine and trustworthy because of the distances both individuals have from one another and the only medium to interact they have is the Internet.

He/she is my best internet friend.
You are one of my best internet friend.

by urbannm December 17, 2017

Dirty Dog of the Internet

This is a term typically used to describe the irrational scum of the internet.

Its singular form (Dirty Dog of the Internet) can be used as just a general term to describe a particularly frustrating individual online, an insult directed towards a person, or as a normal, profane term.

Its plural form (Dirty Dogs of the Internet) can be used to describe a group of individuals on the internet that are generally seen as annoying, or can just be used as a normal, profane term.

"This dirty dog of the internet is a living logical fallacy with all his incomprehensible bullshit."

"<annoying social media site> is a group of dirty dogs of the internet!"

"Shut up, you dirty dog of the internet!"

*stubs toe* "Dirty dog(s) of the internet!"

by Sweggins June 25, 2015

when you type random things into the internet

when you type random things into the internet

when you type random things into the internet

by sdafeascfwesad w January 12, 2021

Connected, No Internet

When you get butt fucked by the internet

Connected, No Internet is the most annoying thing ever.

by non-restcrited-modde May 17, 2021

Internet Jock

A Nerd who is good at online sport games, Including FPS, Excluding MMORPG

Fuck bitch im an internet jock, not a nerd

by OMFJames December 17, 2008

Internet Capacity

The maximum number of members that an internet community can have before it becomes unrecognizable by the original members. Eventually all communities will reach internet capacity, usually withing 5-6 years of being founded.

A: Hey have you been to insert forum they used to frequent here lately?
B: No, I haven't. Why?
A: Its completely reached internet capacity, it sucks now.
B: Twas inevitable I guess.

by ODST December 7, 2009

Internet Cocking

Looking up cocks on the net.

Bob and Mike decided to do some internet cocking to see if they could find the largest cock out there.

Hey Dude, I found a cock that measured 13 inches long and had a 4 inch girth. OMG.....the size of a horse!
Hey, Sally could take it.....she's a known cavern.

by kimgee April 25, 2010