Bath & Body Works

The middle school girls who bought their first perfume here grew up and now use this place to linger while the kids are at school. Despite the retail apocalypse this store is kept alive by this demographic and has no signs of closing anytime soon. They have some good products but it's nearly impossible to make your way around the store with all of the moms loitering and taking up space. Store associates are always friendly. They will offer samples or ask if you need help no matter who you are, but with all of the customers gossiping, arguing with other associates, and cackling at old Facebook jokes, they can barely hear you. The store's prices aren't bad and they always have sales, but the constant sales and generous return policy unfortunately attracts a lot of Karens and problematic customers. The brand has tried to expand their men's line and other products that compliment body care. This includes small home decor, accessories, and sleepwear. The sleepwear line got pulled from the shelves almost instantly due to suburban moms raising havoc on the internet. The reason? They didn't include a plus size line, therefore they were being discriminatory because their target demographic couldn't fit them.

Bath & Body Works' semi annual sale starts today, I'm heading to the mall after work.
Are you sure? All of the soccer moms are probably lining up outside the mall entrance as we speak. You should probably skip work and just go now.

I really want that snowman candle holder. But do I need it? I'm trying to be good.
Get it! You can always return it if you change your mind in a year. If you don't get it now, some unemployed stay at home mom will list it on Poshmark or Mercari for $200. She has to pay her bills somehow.

by Biz bestie June 22, 2025

Working Classhole

Short for working class asshole. People who think they are better than welfare bums because they work for a living. These creatures work 80 hours a week for their entire lives to have a fraction of what a welfare bum can make sitting around doing nothing. They then proceed to complain about the welfare system and talk about how they are so much better than welfare recipients.

Joe- Swipes EBT card for $400 worth of steak at Whole Foods
Working classhole(Karen)- You piece of shit welfare bum those are my tax dollars.

by Just SwipeMyEBT November 26, 2021

Keep working and shut that guy up or we'll turn off the food stamps

That's what the shutdown is really about.

Hym "It's a thinly veiled threat to the populous. 'Keep working and shut that guy up or we'll turn off the food stamps' that's what this is right here."

by Hym Iam November 11, 2025

Working on Update's

Windows most annoying feature

Person 1: He, Do you want to play games?

Person 2: No I have Windows update

Windows: * Working on update's 17% Please don't turn off the computer

by Tjempo July 16, 2020

Work Your Bags

Providing effort to increase the value of an asset you hold, typically referring to memecoins

Degen 1: Wen moon?

Degen 2: The dood assembled a digital army to boost engagement on our posts, why don't you work your bags like him?

by Akron8r March 30, 2025

Working With

No I'm not claim to work with anybody.

Hym "Yes which is why you're stealing it and then crossing your fingers and hoping the government let's you get away with not credit or paying. There will be no 'working with' you are stealing from me so a retard can call himself what I am. I don't need to be working with for you to have to pay and no I don't have to sit here and wait for you to reverse engineer my theory in such a way that you can lie any say you didn't need my input in the first place."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

cars that never work

cars that tend to have issues that cost hella money to fix or cars that break down in the middle of the road

I always have cars that never work !

by shitty cars October 21, 2023