Two-Fronts War

This primarily occurs only with males. The Two-Fronts War happens while standing to piss and your bowels begin to move in order to evacuate thus beginning the struggle to piss while not also shitting oneself.

I was at the urinal trying to piss when all of a sudden the Two-Fronts War broke out.

by Jrodddr September 28, 2018

Turkish Star Wars

A horrible star wars rip-off that uses random scenes from star wars and loops them a bunch and they also have some original scenes that have hilariously bad acting. there is a scene where they literally just add a face on top of random fight scenes in star wars. And the entire thing is crunched into a square aspect ratio,the video quality looks like something from the early 60s even though its from 1982, and the mike quality is even worse. also, the entire thing is in Turkish 10/10 I totally recommend you watch it.

you can watch it on archive.org

Have you seen Turkish star wars? its the best movie ever!

by elliotissmarterthanhenry March 09, 2022

World War 3

The long word of WW3. People are worried that WW3 will happen because of the russian-ukrainian war.

Oh great. World war 3 just started. time to hop into my furry bunker

by NokoDev December 11, 2022

kentucky tug-of-war

Taking half of a shit, then using the shit hanging from your ass as a dildo to insert into someone else's asshole.

We played Kentucky tug-of-war last night. His shit felt sooooo good in my asshole.

by Christrillion June 09, 2016

World War Brown

When you take a massive and really, really messy shit. It is the kind of shit that’s similar to World Wars, in that both can be so vile that they often cause permanent damage to, and forever change everything they touch. This is beyond destroying the toilet, it’s nuking the toilet twice like the US did the Japanese.

Typically the final consequence of eating half a bag of dried plums in one sitting, as Mr. Regular from Regular Car Reviews experienced in his Subaru BRAT review.

Dude I unleashed World War Brown last night on your toilet, I’m so sorry. The stains and smell are likely permanent. I didn’t have a choice after those dried plums and Taco Bell, and now my asshole is outlawed by the Geneva Convention.

by citydwellingthesaurus June 23, 2021

War Down

Used as a ghetto way of sayin goodbye to your homies. Basically the opposie of Peace Up. "Peace up A Town" -- "War Down Z County"

1: "Ay man ima jet c ya laterz"
2: "Aight homie war down!"

by Kenno July 19, 2006

war hell ride

A phrase the singer Wesley Willis uses to say something or someone was mean to him.

"He gave me a war hell ride by calling me a fucking asshole"

by Rob Moon January 13, 2008