Virginity

Something that I shall never lose.

(Virginity is what you have before you ever have sex in your life. If you've NEVER had sex, you're a virgin. When you have sex, you lose your virginity.)

P1: "Did you lose your virginity last night?"
P2 :"Yeah, my dog was bending over in just the right position and I couldn't help myself."
P1: "...What?"
P2: "...What?"

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 15, 2022

E-scooter virginity

When you’re a college student at a big school your first time getting hit by someone on an e-scooter is when you lose your e-scooter virginity. Very few people graduate as e-scooter virgins

That football player hit me on his e-scooter yesterday. He took my e-scooter virginity

by OG Zus August 18, 2025

Virgin

Aaron Nguyen

Virgin is gay

by dfafegfdsgfdsgr January 18, 2021

Virgin Egg

When your retarded classmates play a game called shellshock.io you call the Virgin Egg mean they will be Virgin their whole life.

Friend: *playing Shellshock*
You: Your such a fucking Virgin Egg.

by Virgin Egg December 11, 2018

Virgin

You lol

"Look you and I we have 1 thing in common we're virgin gamers let's just agree we have a -100% chance of getting a gf." "Yeah true dick slap o' bros?" "Fuck yeah"

by Maker pf the 'dick slap o' bro May 12, 2021

Virgin

Someone who hasn't been railed yet, although they are very rare these days.

Guy 1: "guess who's no longer a virgin! ;)"
Guy 2: "Didn't I tell you that you were too young-"
Guy 3: "CONGRATS BRO!!"

by imyourprinceprincess_ March 11, 2021

Virgin

Noun; Person who has not had a sexual encounter or intercourse.
Noun; Me

Im a virgin. Heck yeah.

by SomeSovietBloke December 8, 2021