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Skibidi Toilet

No. 1 source of Gen Alpha brainrot.

Cause of Skibidi Toilet Syndrome.
The work of someone worse than fucking Satan himself.
Hell at another fucking level.
Shit even Satan himself is scared of.

Best way to have your IQ/amount of braincells skyrocket to the negatives.
Is he watching Skibidi Toilet!? No way he doesnt have negative IQ.
Watching Skibidi Toilet is worse than going to hell.
by Hozedron May 10, 2024
mugGet the Skibidi Toiletmug.

Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.
Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.
by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025
mugGet the Dutch Toiletmug.

shotgun the toilet

When bad Mexican food goes right through you and the person ends up shitting their brains out in an explosive manner.
-Bro I totally shotguned the toilet after eating Taco Bell.

-Shotgun the toilet?
-Yeah dude I basically blew that toilet up like a shotgun
by Gimgers_Snap_69 August 8, 2019
mugGet the shotgun the toiletmug.

toilet egg

When someone doesn't flush after peeing, and it has time to settle into an egg-shaped "yolk". If disturbed, it emits a terrible odor.
Guy 1: James was over, and he left a toilet egg in the bathroom...
Guy 2: Gross.
by smellyeggs September 16, 2016
mugGet the toilet eggmug.

toilet load

1. the result after eating an extremely large meal

2. something that is clearly untrue; a crock of shit
"Man, I just ate 5 burritos at Taco Bell. That's gonna be a toilet load."

"This guy told me he was going to pay me 10 dollars an hour, but he only gave me 7. This is nothing but a toilet load."
crock of shit
bullshit
by mindtank January 12, 2015
mugGet the toilet loadmug.

Toilet paper

When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper
Only the smooth cotton clouds of toilet paper can soothe this bleeding anus.
by T Smitty 208 March 18, 2020
mugGet the Toilet papermug.

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