Cracker Jack Porn

Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).

"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"

by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024

Crackers

Old cold hearted white people with a gun that hate people with a different color skin.

Billy-Lets go find a African American
Sam-.....
Billy-(Drunk)Shoot me
African Americans -Why?
Police- why would I help them if they don't respect me?
African American- When stop them from killing us.
Billy-Fuck you nigger (shoot AF in back)
Police...
Sam-thats what he get Crackers

by Realistplanet01 May 18, 2021

Dune cracker

An Australian person, especially those living in the Outback

That dune cracker is fighting a kangaroo! Call PETA!

by buttfart33 May 23, 2025

FIRE CRACKER

1. A Small Firework That Has A Fuse Where You Light And Watch It fire up for around 8 seconds
2. A Angry Redneck

1. (Lights Fire Cracker Then Throws Them At Grandpa while he's resting on rocker)
2. WHERE DA' FUCK MAH BEER GO MOTHERTRUCKER!?!?!?!

by Dill Kosh December 25, 2017

Crackers

when something is extremely dry, extremely ugly, extremely boring or just ass

That fit is crackers
That festival was crackers

by ShmeldaKakumba May 12, 2025

cracker-toot

White people that are cracked out on meth or crank.

That cracker-toot was hiding in my backyard when the police came looking for them.

by Carmenkcruea October 15, 2021

nonce cracker

When one of your friends gets raped by a pedo.

Barry: dude did you here that johns a nonce cracker?

by Noncetastic ;) December 9, 2018