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orange guffin

when you fart on a muffin and it makes the microwave smell like poo
dont make me give you an orange guffin bloop!
by zapitapi June 26, 2024
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Orange Chicken Slut

Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment
Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.

Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.

Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.

Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.

Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.

Jandy: *walks out*
by AssJackson June 17, 2022
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It's me orange-pee

The greeting you'll receive from a deranged orange dinosaur who's interested in nothing but snaggering on others.
"It's me orange-pee, doing a little snagger - yeah, yeah, yeah!"
by MylesH November 2, 2019
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Orange Lavaburst

The act of squeezing orange juice into the pisshole, then pissing it into the anus of a woman and drinking it out of her ass.
“My boyfriend gave me an orange lavaburst last night and the orange juice had pulp in it which made it very lumpy.”
by 173951738292 June 8, 2018
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Co-orange

He is such a co-orange
by Yay Biden won fuck u trump November 15, 2020
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King of oranges

this is the king of oranges or in other words his name is Donald Trump.
woah is that the king of oranges on the news? dam I cant believe people like him
by Miss.Dollie April 23, 2021
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