GOAT

A person called Lionel Messi
Greatest of All Time in a sport normally football (not the fake one)

Fool: "I think the GOAT is Ronaldo!"
Human being with intellect: " No, you are wrong. Messi is the GOAT."
*Messi wins World Cup*
Fool: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Human being with intellect: *Gives gift card with I TOLD YOU SO written on it*
Fool: "Why..."

by anonymous February 24, 2023

Goat choker

A single menthol cigarette

Yo bro you got a goat choker

by American misfit April 3, 2022

The GOAT Generation

The current state of the post-modern, american mainstream "chart-topper" musical idolatry which has been propagated by such narcissistic egotistic and self proclaimed "greats" such as Kanye. This mentality had bled into casual lingo with kids and young adults saying non-literal grandiose phrases such as; "Im the greatest", "I'm literally a GOD", "GET AT ME SON", "Im legit the Michael Jordan of ______, seriously".

This is only a temporary phase of immaturity for most, and will be abandoned with age, and a normal personal growth into adulthood is expected.. for most.

Guy: Man.. the future of this Planet is doomed.. we are nothing more than The GOAT Generation... this is the antithesis of intellectual evolution

by TheNobleWolf July 11, 2017

harold goates

the best science teacher to walk this planet. no doubt about it.

"harold goates is the best teacher ever!!"

by bigman59583 February 13, 2024

Throat GOAT

Nancy Reagan

Everyone in Hollywood knew that Nancy Reagan was, and always will be, the true throat GOAT.

by GUTDIGGA September 14, 2023

GOAT

Greatest of all time better know as Lebron james

Hey man lebron is the goat!!!

by Dark clouds August 1, 2022

GOATS

WHen your thirsty you can drink a goats

KID: Hello goat im thirsty

GOAT: Squeezing the Juices
Farmer: Whats poppin

Mom: Hey I play fortnite on ps5
Dad: I play Fort Night in my bed

GOATS KID=Im hungry

Farmer: Ow my butthole

by Kids.ORG March 24, 2022