door-laches

A law dat prevents someone from hollering about a gate's being left unsecured if said closable barrier has been in said undone state for a long period of time.
As often as James Herriot had vehemently reminded Farmer Ripley about the broken gate that kept causing him injurious grief every time he had to open or shut it, there is little chance that said lazy farmer could bring a door-laches claim against said hapless country-vet for his indignant and aggravated protests regarding said deteriorated barrier.
by QuacksO December 04, 2020
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Fanning Doors

When an inexperienced firefighter has to open every compartment door on a firetruck to locate a specific tool.
There goes BIll fanning doors again to find the hose stretcher.
by Fire Marshal Billy March 18, 2020
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Smoke House Door

When you are doing anal and you pull it out the butt lips pucker, shake and then a small amount of smoke is released.
I was bangin that back door and when i pulled it out that smoke was rolling out like a smoke house door
by Ryan America March 29, 2024
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When someone walks through a door boobytrapped with a bucket of poop above the door.
"watch out Ronnie we gotta make sure Mark doesn't pull the Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick"
by 420M@n360FU February 05, 2024
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Macrohard Doors

No, not "Doors". Macrohard Doors is the opposite equivalent to MS Windows.
I need a new processor to upgrade to Macrohard Doors 11!
by MDTTVteardrop July 19, 2023
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Empty Doors

EMPTY as in FALSE, DOORS as in OPPORTUNITIES
- Bro, She told me she liked my music...Said we could do things together...
- Erik, there you go once again knocking on Empty Doors.....
by YADAMasinYADAM February 06, 2020
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