When you go to Alaska and fuck a bitch in a igloo. Then you nut on the walls of the igloo and make her lick it
by GiggaMyNigga September 23, 2023
Get the Alaskan Snow Clubmug. Fat bunch of fucks who hang out and drink piss. Cook wicked bbqs though, dominate quiz nights and are chubby fit.
Membership requires one to be over 100kg, although exceptions apply.
No tunnels or midget need apply
Membership requires one to be over 100kg, although exceptions apply.
No tunnels or midget need apply
Wife: what movie you wanna watch tonight?
Man: sorry, got an important meeting with the one ton club tonight, can't miss it.
At pub
Man 2: ah, shook the ball and chain?
Man: word, I ain't gonna miss seeing the bar chicks tonight! It's your round!
Lady: hey, you have the sex appeal of and 80s porn star
Lady 2: you look like a sexy Ryan Reynolds
Lady 3: weren't you on family feud?
Man: OTC represent
Man: sorry, got an important meeting with the one ton club tonight, can't miss it.
At pub
Man 2: ah, shook the ball and chain?
Man: word, I ain't gonna miss seeing the bar chicks tonight! It's your round!
Lady: hey, you have the sex appeal of and 80s porn star
Lady 2: you look like a sexy Ryan Reynolds
Lady 3: weren't you on family feud?
Man: OTC represent
by twiceonthursday April 20, 2015
Get the one ton clubmug. A sex toy used for shoving up the ass and pulling it out licking it and sleeping with it. It is in the shape of a helicopter and is often pink colour. They are mainly used by people with shit fetishes.
by Mike hunt schmelar October 10, 2022
Get the Liverpool Football Clubmug. Women who only flirt with or date men who are "Hunks." They only have eyes for guys who are 250plbs plus, and hung! Because they don't thing other guys with more modest builds can satisfy them. They're wrong.
John; "Hey Joe, you see how she blew me off?"
Joe; "Don't take it personally, man. She's in the big bang club. Only likes big men to bang her hard...rough sex."
Joe; "Don't take it personally, man. She's in the big bang club. Only likes big men to bang her hard...rough sex."
by Cyborg Johnny May 16, 2022
Get the big bang clubmug. A club full of rich white people who drive big ass luxury cars that have to make the drive up to their second house in tahoe once a season. Spoiled little blonde that are fixed to play golf, tennis, and get yelled at by steve and end up in therapy, but come back to raised their kids and participate in the shark parade
"Opp is the best swim club"
Orinda country club kids "Really, well how many times did they win OMPA?"
Orinda country club kids "Really, well how many times did they win OMPA?"
by user467257379_sus December 11, 2021
Get the orinda country clubmug. Springhaven Country Club
by wallingfordgirl July 7, 2009
Get the Springhaven Country Clubmug. by Queeflatifa May 22, 2019
Get the u wuz at the clubmug.