red river club

This is when a man goes down on a female's genitalia while she is going through her monthly cycle

Last night I joined Laura's Red River Club

by Bizzfirm November 23, 2017

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yard high club

Indluging in sexual penetration in a caravan , usually fixed base. This is a poor mans but probably more enjoyable alternative to the mile high club equivalent.

Eh Doris - do you fancy joining the yard high club at cleethorpes this weekend after we have been dogging on th coastal path?

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by Dicky Mint February 26, 2017

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Country Club Special

The act of shoving a beer bottle up the ass of a trust-fund baby who tries to steal your comfortable chair next to the outdoor patio fire pit overlooking the 18th green.

Thurston, if you ever take my seat again whilst I'm refilling Lovey's wine glass, I'll give you a Country Club Special.

by Miss MannersPA June 27, 2016

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Club Peng Bang

When a group of penguins have a gang bang in the online kid friendly game, Club Penguin

"You down for that club peng bang tonight billy?"
"OH AM I READY JOHN"

"THERES GONNA BE MORE THAN 12 PENGUINS TONIGHT"

"You getting me even more pumped"

by CallMeMyth June 19, 2016

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Golf Club Day

The last day of February. Traditionally this is the day that the lady in a relationship get's her man a new golf club in anticipation of spring and the start of golf season.

If the man doesn't play golf then she should get him something related to his favorite activity.

If the lady gets the man something for Golf Club Day he is expected to return the favor on Jewelry Day.

Ryan: Dude, what did your wife get you for Golf Club Day?

Rob: I don't play golf so she got me the hot new XBOX game.

Ryan: Now you gotta get her something for Jewelry Day.

by BigOtter April 29, 2012

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