smug twat

Short fat man with receeding hairline. Studies law and whistles inanely. Can also be tall oafish Oxford born posh racist boy who doesn't think you should play rugby in the street and always has to have the last word. Rejects spiritualism, religion and others' opinions in general in favour of eating other people's food and listening to "soft" rock.

You know who you are!!! You MAXimal smug twat RICH

smug twat by Gwyn Whitey June 12, 2007

scouse twat 

An inhabitant of the city of liverpool, someone born in liverpool or someone with the most disgusting f English Accents

Eeee Arrr I'm a fookin tire thief!

scouse twat by Mudda December 4, 2004

dumb twat 

Any person who spells Katie with two E's.

Person 1: Oh, whos that new girl in class?
Person 2: You dont want to go near that with a 10 foor pole.
Person 1: Why not?
Person 2: Her names Katie, but she spells it like a dumb twat with two E's

dumb twat by TheFlyingIdiot August 14, 2011

dozy twat 

A slow stupid furry-eared cretin.A really slow brained dumb-ass.

Fer fucks sake, your such a dozy twat Miss Lewinsky, I already explained to you 3 times why you can't call your book "Secret Services to the President"!

dozy twat by Colin T White May 17, 2008

muffin twat 

a fat ugly girl from east hampton who is a slut

slutfattwat a muffin twat

muffin twat by eh12345 May 15, 2009

Jazz Twat 

The gay looking facial hair arrangement worn by ex-Wham singers for example. The one that looks like they have been sucking on an exhaust pipe.

Mate,somebody has painted a circle on your mouth...oh no, it's just a jazz twat.

Jazz Twat by Gary Bundy August 2, 2007

Hamburger Twat 

A raunchy, raw twat, usually belonging to a girl who "gets around". The look of one can be much like that of an old plate of raw hamburger

Tyler: Well, did you go down on her?
Jon: No dude. That girl totally had a hamburger twat. It was nasty.

Hamburger Twat by Andy_duke December 27, 2007