1.
Patron: "where iz da porn innit"
Clerk: "on the top shelf"
2.
bloke: "you got the deal"
Alan Partridge: "Top shelf!"
Patron: "where iz da porn innit"
Clerk: "on the top shelf"
2.
bloke: "you got the deal"
Alan Partridge: "Top shelf!"
by pab June 30, 2004
Get the top shelfmug. Ehhwee!! It smells like a Top Cat used this restroom because she must have left the top of her cat in the toilet seat.
by DOMODOMO May 23, 2018
Get the Top Catmug. Bitch, Ass, Cunt, Pussy, Fucker, Motherfucker, Cockslap, Dick knocker, Knob Slobber, all the derogatory words; Wrapped in 2 Convienient and Easy to use word(s).
Look at that old lady struggling to lift her grocery bag, What a top Spinner.
look at that faggot jock, what a top spinner
look at that faggot jock, what a top spinner
by [CIA]Justin[ePc] August 16, 2003
Get the Top Spinnermug. A group of deranged Rabbis sourging the rap world with their infamously pointless beats and Judaic babble.
by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003
Get the ZZ Topmug. Its when you take the lid off the tank of the toliet ans sit on it while taking a shit and your partner is taking a shit in the regular bowl and sucking u off
by Stewart Warren December 16, 2002
Get the top loadermug. 
