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The cake is a lie

What most people online don't seem to fully understand, is that it is not just a fictitious reward, but also a silly, frivolous reward in the face of great risk and danger.
"Ivan told me if I broke into a Russian FSB computer, they have a Special Edition of the Urban Dictionary, with the correct definition of 'the cake is a lie!'" "Sorry Tovarish, we can't risk the chance you found out anything valuable, you must now eat this uranium yellowcake" "That kind of cake isn't for eating, it will poison me!" "Yes, well in your search for 'the cake is a lie', the cake was a lie."
by cuvtixo October 4, 2020
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coffin cake

Dessert that is served at the after party of a funeral or wake.
A: Hey, how was your weekend?

B: Bad. I attended my great aunt's funeral.

A: Sucks, man. Sorry to hear that.

B: It could've been worse. At least they served coffin cake.

A: What?

B: Just a nice-looking cake with black frosting on it. It was pretty good.
by ShogunSlinger April 4, 2011
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Coupon Cake

Extremely cheap cake found deep in the American South. Typically found at gas stations and other places where cake should not be. Almost always of very questionable quality and taste.
"Yo yall gochum coupon cake for tirren's birthday"
by John Cront December 2, 2018
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Space cake

Realllll strong weed
Jimmy - “ duuuuuude, did you smoke any of Pats new weed yet? Two hits, i was sleep walking
Darrel - “bro.. i told you, it’s space cake.”
by BigPtheG November 6, 2021
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crust cake

by Dipped Doughboi December 20, 2017
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cake arse

A term used to describe someone with a slightly big buttocks, but no defining shape. commonly found on overweight men.
Dam Micky mac , you have some cake arse, you need to hit the gym.
by fathereddie9898 May 2, 2019
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FUDGE CAKE

WHEN YOU GET MAD SAY FUDGE CAKE!!!
by MLG DOG LOVER XD March 20, 2017
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