(Verb) The act of punk texting. Similar to that of drunk texting, to send a punk text is to make an ass of yourself via text message without being able to use the excuse that you were intoxicated while doing so. Sadly, a Punk Text is sent with a premeditated and completely coherent purpose.
Tarzan: "I think I might have punk dialed you lastnight after punk texting the person I stole this phone from."
Maryjane: "I already punkassumed you were going to."
Maryjane: "I already punkassumed you were going to."
by Slanguistic August 10, 2019
Get the Punk Textingmug. by beomgyussandhanitizer_ January 29, 2025
Get the shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later jagiyamug. A dude who is always busy texting random women and is continuously distracted from everything else going on around him.
by Inkzall March 22, 2024
Get the Sir Text-A-Lotmug. Smh these LDRs be hard af. I had to give boo a text job at 4 am my time just bc it was 3am eastern time lol
by dixie8123 November 19, 2018
Get the Text Jobmug. this is when you are taking a shit and really bored you go thru you phone and mass text message a whole lot of people " whats up" " how are you" ect just to keep you occupied
brian sorry i didnt get back to you when you texted me " whats up", no its cool, i was shitter texting
by uncle steve from miami January 24, 2009
Get the shitter textmug. by lilthoughtie July 16, 2022
Get the Sleep textingmug. when someone sends you a text with a picture of their junk. Normally this text is not something you wanted or expected.
by Flav101 December 18, 2013
Get the junk textmug.