A fleshdog surprise is what happens when you do a handstand with your homie and shit while pointing your asscrack parallel with the floor and then have your friend lay the turd between your cheeks like a hotdog wiener between the buns then piss on it. Serve Warm
by freese daddy August 4, 2020
Get the fleshdog surprisemug. The act of sneaking up on a person and shoving your arm up there anus till you can control there mouth like a ventriloquist dummy
by Rexstfs December 23, 2021
Get the Ventriloquist surprisemug. The resonating sound a kindle makes as it bounces off your skull when you fall asleep while reading.
by Web4less July 18, 2021
Get the Kindle surprisemug. by FirestormJ September 7, 2019
Get the surprise hammermug. fill a brown paper bag with excrement and lighter fluid, place it on somebody's front porch, light it, ring the door bell and run! When they open the door, they will try and stomp it out with their foot! You have a flaming surprise!
by prankster-ou June 28, 2009
Get the flaming surprisemug. A “Hawaiian Surprise” is when you pause sexual intercourse by throwing a blanket over a girls head, in order to secretly put on a coconut bra and continue pounding without her knowing about your new wardrobe. Then when you’re ready you take the blanket off of her head, she’ll laugh, and her vagina will start to clench in and out for the ultimate “Hawaiian Surprise”
by Gucci Da Vinci January 23, 2021
Get the Hawaiian surprisemug. by thiccgirlwith2cs July 2, 2021
Get the pistachio surprisemug.