the beating stick

The beating stick is an Oklahoman urban legend. The beating stick is said to be a small square peice of wood about 1 inch thick and 3 feet long, and it is said to be covered in signatures. In order to sign the beating stick you must steal it or have it used on you. If you come in possession of the beating stick either by stealing it or having it used on you, you must sign it, and then pass it on. To pass it on, you must beat someone bloody with the beating stick, and leave it with the beaten party. The cycle then continues.

Kyle was beaten with the beating stick, he got to sign it. I'm so jealous

I'm taking a vacation to Oklahoma, I hope I don't get the business end of the beating stick

I showed my girl the beating stick, she got to carve her name in it.

by Johnny Bravo With a Dick November 5, 2013

stick pony

The act of masturbating with one hand while the thumb from the other hand is inserted in the anus.

Justin couldn't find any toot, so he hung around the house and rode the stick pony.

by cruiser February 20, 2005

fattyboom sticks

a crazed fat hamster that is always high on drugs esp. alchy~

you can call someone
'FATTY BOOM STICKS'

by Jax July 30, 2004

Jedi-Stick

Another name for the jedi's lightsaber. It came to me one day while walking down the highway with my lightsaber and I forgot what it was called, so out of my mouth came "jedi-stick"

Hey Brooke let's have ourselves a jedi-stick fight!
Jedi-stick! Brilliant
*pshooom* :ingages in lightsaber battle while walking odwn the highway:

by Emily10010011001 December 19, 2005

curved stick

it's a penis that you have to go around the corner just to get on.

Jacob has a curved stick that his girlfriend enjoys.

by Hooker101 June 21, 2006

handle the stick

its an expression that may mean :
1- hold the car stick for me ...since i am busy on the phone or smthn

2- handle my cock

hey hun i am on the phone while driving can u handle the stick??.......oh not that stick ...the cars stick hehehe

by vodca333 December 14, 2009

hickory stick

must listen to The Talkin goat beforehand.....

A large wooden stick used for beatin people with stinky nuts.

" hes always usin the hickory stick and callin me stinky nuts"

by Justin f December 12, 2008