Hero player in smash

hero players in smash ultimate is someone who has been lost to the dark side and now is the most sadistic human you have ever meet. his play style has also rooted to only use specials and his fabled down b menu has made him a gremlin with the things that he can get away with in tournaments. although, masahiro sakurai wanted them to root in hell forever so he also added critical hits. you see hero was a lure for all the basement dweelers so then they could all be grouped up so we can view what a no skilled character can do to your mental health.

Random person 1: Hey. that guy looks really bad
Random person 2: Yeah... hes a hero player in smash ultimate
Random person 1: oh that makes sense.

by McMuffinPuffin November 14, 2023

kiwi smash

The act of getting your rear end rear ended by a large newzealander

Did you hear what happened to andrew?

Yea i heard he really regretted his kiwi smash

by Yaboyz26 December 31, 2018

Gopher Smash

When a guy smacks a guy or girl in the face with a gopher or a penis.

"Bro beans, would you gopher smash that broad over there?"

"Hell yea bromigo"

"Bro I know"

by pwnmaster101 October 10, 2011

Smash Box

A woman’s spank bank

I’m so gonna put this in my Smash box. Is Tight AF. It’s like Vegas baby

by TheQueenSmashBox May 13, 2022

Hop on smash bros

Sex haha

Jeff: hop on smash bros

Jim: lmao

by Xx_cocksucker69420_xx February 25, 2021

Smashed Assholes

an asshole thats been fucked by 8 dicks at one time and its all prolapsed and shit

I feel like a bag of smashed assholes

by Silverray76 December 3, 2022

pre-smash

Same thing as foreplay. Just a better word for it.

Hey girl you trying to Pre-Smash or nah?

by Inkg March 12, 2017