Smash-mat

A snatch, no more no less.

Jenny has the tightest "smash-mat" you ever saw!!

by Ewefuhkr May 12, 2022

sibling smashed

Similar to friend zoning but with the added insult of being "family" (love you like a brother/sister).

Him: You know, I really care about you.
Her: Oh, and you know I love you like a brother.
Friend: Ouch, sibling smashed. That's gotta hurt.

by Kate Chopin April 23, 2015

Whiskey Smash

You drink Whiskey.
You get drunk, Belligerent even.

You than scream Whiskey, Glare at all your friends and smash whatever is in your hand/closest.

Whiskey Smash!

- Glares at everyone -

- Smashes cup on floor -

by Mitch Dub October 04, 2010

Smash bag

Another word for condom

Damn, those smash bags were a little too big for my johnson

by maryyram June 18, 2018

Smashing-reef

Smoking weed

Mark: "Did you hear about John?" Jessica: "Naw" Mark: "He got 2 years for smashing-reef"

by Truthonsomenonsense May 17, 2011

Smash Mouthing

The act of giving or receiving a blowjob while watching Shrek.

My girlfriend is an all-star at smash mouthing.

by Kosan October 08, 2022

Straight smash

Eating like there is no tomorrow

im bout to straight smash on some mcdonalds

by Sthomasbaby May 08, 2011