The act of masturbating while naked to the point of an orgasm then not cleaning up afterwards to fall asleep quickly.
by AverageWhiteGuy2319 May 25, 2023
Get the Forbidden Sleep Techniquemug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
Get the Did We Sleep Together At Anytime.?!.mug. 1: "Shit dude, where has Steve been?"
2: "Dude, he's been sleeping on roots at his job for a while now."
2: "Dude, he's been sleeping on roots at his job for a while now."
by Maxwell1526 April 19, 2025
Get the Sleeping On Rootsmug. The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.
When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
Get the Scoop and Sleepmug. 
by Weeelums December 27, 2019
Get the sleep deprivation demonmug. The act of rolling over and staring at a wall for 3 hours while thinking of people you care about abandoning you
You should get some sleep
by CanOpener743 November 14, 2023
Get the Sleepmug.