Sleep Mouseing

Falling asleep in front of the computer while moving the mouse.

I was so tired my boss caught me sleep mouseing.

by bori5003 April 07, 2014

sleep screecher

when u screech in your sleep

Hannah was screaming in her sleep! She is a sleep screecher!!🤭

by superior.weiner May 28, 2019

sleeping condiments

Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.

Hey, we need to get our sleeping condiments ready for our big night in bed.

by Tipsy Flipsy July 10, 2017

Sleep Texting

Texting the last thing you said or heard, after hearing it, or after waking up.

When’d I text you that?! I must’ve been sleep texting.

by Bans4Sam April 10, 2020

Sleep texting

when someone messages you despite being asleep

Person 1: "I thought you were asleep"

Person 2: "I am, I'm sleep texting"

by lilthoughtie July 17, 2022

sleep stroking

The act of stroking another's genitalia while sleeping in bed. Another nocturnal activity similar to sleep walking. The "sleep stroker" may pretend to be asleep or actually asleep.

I didn't touch you without consent, I swear I was sleep stroking!

by Dr. Sleep August 18, 2021

put to sleep

A euphemism for being drugged.

I was put to sleep for surgery.

I was put to sleep, abducted, and held for ransom.

by wordyteen November 15, 2022