by Germy Bullfrog November 16, 2010
Get the pirate bag mug.When a guy is getting a blow job and he misses his mark while cumming and it sprays across her upper lip and a little gets in her eye. She then yells "ARGH! ME' EYE!" while squinting the aforementioned eye closed, while the cum mustache drips down either side of her mouth, resembling a wicked pirate's facial hair.
I was giving my BF a hummer and he wanted to cum on my tits, but he misfired and I ended up with a Pirate 'Stache. My eye still stings and since then I keep getting whiffs of bleach.
by Destiny Unique September 29, 2012
Get the Pirate 'Stache mug.When a man stands with legs slightly parted, in either loose fitting clothes or naked, while thrusting his hips in such a way that his penis swings forward and backward. It does not work well, when equipped with a small penis.
by Mary-Bella Stardust August 26, 2013
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by caroline hogan December 7, 2013
Get the pirate mug.A guy who, is thirsty trying to holler at every chick he see's.
that will have sex with any female he talk's to regardless if she's is a -1 or 10 .
he doesn't respect the "game". he will say anything to a women just to have
sex with her, even if what he say's Doesn't make Sense.
that will have sex with any female he talk's to regardless if she's is a -1 or 10 .
he doesn't respect the "game". he will say anything to a women just to have
sex with her, even if what he say's Doesn't make Sense.
by jewleyouse January 31, 2014
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by Sexydimma November 22, 2014
Get the pirate's slang mug.Older name for a Pastafarian. Commonly confused with Anti-ninjas, which is wrong, because ninja are Pastafarian too. There are even ninja-pirates. Not to be confused with pirate-ninja though, they are something entirely different.
by direwolf December 3, 2014
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