tardy for the party

An noun referring to a stereotype of a girl (usually 20s-30s, but sometimes your occasional cougar) in today's culture. She is a train wreck and does nothing but spend lots of money, tan, and get drunk at exclusive clubs and cause train wrecks. This word originates from the cast member of Bravo's The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kim. A one hit one she produced is called "Tardy for the Party", which is where this noun derives from because she is in fact a total train wreck and portrays this stereotype very well.

We were at Ghostbar in Las Vegas and saw this 50 year old cougar in a short bubble dress; and she had total orange skin. She was a tardy for the party.

by JupitersaidSo December 2, 2009

mung party

Mung is a gooey substance formed when the body dies and the internal organs rot, turning into human gravy inside the body. Often times when coroners find a females body days after death mung will ooze out the female organs when moving the body. Coroners jokingly describe this as a mung party.

Wow Fred, we picked up that girl at the abandoned house downtown, you missed quite a mung party.

by baron von zuth July 10, 2005

Rug Party

An event hosted and/or attended primarily by lesbians.

Man, I ain' goin' to that rug party. No action for me there.

by Donny Wad Holmes July 24, 2009

Party Referee

The man or woman at the party who calls out your drunken-mistakes, then justice kicks in and gives you a consequence for it.

7 months of cleaning the livingroom for breaking the lamp last night. Party referee got me for that.

I take bus now on ever since I knicked my mom's car. The real Referee.

by RespTCon. April 12, 2010

Snatchelorette Party

Hen's Night

Yo! Check out that ho at the bar wearing the veil and suckin on a penis straw! She must be havin a snatchelorette party oooowwweee!

by DJ Chuckles November 8, 2009

Party Deuce

When somebody takes a dump at a party

I hope that guy didn't just party deuce!

or

Who just dropped the party deuce?!

by kittyisgood November 19, 2009

Smudge Party

when two or more girls go into the bathroom to wipe off the smudged eyeliner under their eyes. Usually seen at a party or other setting where girls would feel the need to wear excessive eyeliner..

guy 1: "Hey where'd all the chicks go?"
guy 2: "They're in the bathroom having a smudge party"

by pseudonym664 December 6, 2009