Skip to main content

Noah

World’s largest cock. Like my god. Noah has the biggest penis on the planet. If any woman gets blessed with him (rayne) she will be living lavish for the rest of her life.
“Dude you know Noah?”
“Yeah?”
“He has such a massive cock
“Dude I bet, he’s literally Noah”
by Idk Haylee calls me dumb tho September 12, 2025
mugGet the Noahmug.

Noah

Noah is an incredible person. He is everyone’s best friend and probably one of the smartest people you will ever meet. He makes everyone smile and laugh. He also hates jokes about Noah’s ark. When Noah truly loves someone his love runs deeper than anyone else's, he would do anything for that special person. Noah can cheer you up no matter what the problem is, he will stand up for you and protect you through tough times. He is also a talented musician and girls love it when he plays his guitar for them. Noah is the best person you will ever meet.
Noah is over there.
by GamerLizard2193 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Noahmug.

Noah and Sawyer

Dang, have you seen noah and sawyer?
by Emo Galfriends April 26, 2019
mugGet the Noah and Sawyermug.

Noah

Person: That dude is eating some oatmeal fr
Other person: He’s definitely a Noah he’s quaker asf and he drove his Lambo here
by idekwhyidothis August 24, 2023
mugGet the Noahmug.

Noah

mfs named Noah be trippin balls.
they be doing all drugs at the same time.
they're also cool af
1: yoooooooooo, wsg Noah
2: i'm high as fuuuuuck
by anonymous October 18, 2022
mugGet the Noahmug.

Noah

A person who’s either really dumb and oblivious to things or rages a lot and boasts about how good he is, even though he’s probably not, a tool
“Yeah that’s Noah, he’s really oblivious. He’s okay, I guess, but just not too bright”

“Oh look at Noah. What a tool.”
by S1ck0M0d3 November 5, 2019
mugGet the Noahmug.

Noah

will get rejected by every female who's name starts with s
by irkfxmninint May 11, 2021
mugGet the Noahmug.

Share this definition