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Talent past its expiration date

People that are no longer politically relevant or useful to their country
As per Laura Ingraham of fox news, the Clintons, Obamas and Oprah can all be categorized as talent past its expiration date. Lol.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2024
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Date Foreplay

Multiple chats, often laced with sexual innuendo, between two individuals prior to a face-to-face encounter.
The date foreplay between me an that girl from Tinder has been smokin'. I can't wait to meet her.
by Tbird58 November 28, 2022
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Inadvertent dating

when you don't know that the person of the opposite sex you're hanging out with actually thinks you're dating....as does the rest of the world
P: R and I have so much fun hanging out together

T: Ummm that's inadvertent dating
by eyebroccoli May 1, 2012
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Date

going to the park with trulys to play chess and talk about life
wanna go play chess in the park, drink trulys, and talk about life? it’s a date!
by dylan plays soccer April 30, 2022
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dates

Dates are historic events for famous people to fill the school books of the next generation.
Forget dates. They are worthless.
by Iamanumber March 11, 2023
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dating toy

Dating Toy (noun): A playful and innovative product designed to upgrade the dating experience by creating fun, comfort and intimacy. While the world is familiar with the notion of "sex toys," a dating toy, exemplified by the Big Spoon Pillow, takes things to the next base without the pressure of going all the way.
The world is ready for dating toys. "Who needs wine and chocolates? Or an awkward yawn to wrap your arm around their shoulder? When you have a dating toy like the Big Spoon Pillow? It's the secret weapon for transforming ordinary dates into extraordinary cuddle sessions that redefine comfort and connection."
by BigSpoonPillow August 20, 2023
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Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2020
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