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The ugliest guy ever, he never manages to make anyone laugh and always makes people sad

No one likes to be around him and no one ever wants to be in his presence. He doesn't have many friends and is usually lucky to have one or two. He is often very dumb and only makes dumb jokes which may make people laugh because of the dumbness. He's bad at sports and can't do anything to save his life.
Omg that guys is so ugly and annoying he must be a Quito name
by Bumboom December 11, 2019
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Name

So like people call stuff stuff, and then it has a name.
Name1: "What should his name be?"
Name2: "Joe M."
Name1: "Wait, but... why?"
Name2: "JOE MAMA!"
Name1: jumps out window
Name2: "Gottem"
by Celamelamin January 8, 2020
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Hello my name is

Hello my name is is used when addressing your name to someone you don't know.
by JoinedSaturdayThe11January2020 January 11, 2020
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Hello my name is

Hello my name is is used when addressing your name to someone you don't know.
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The most beautiful and loyal girl you will ever see. She is fun, adventurous and smart. She has a healthy apatite for sex, all she wants to do is listen to music and have sex most days. If you are lucky enough to have her you better treat her like the queen she is! Because if you lose her you will regret it for the rest of your life! She will do everything she can to just make you happy, but the moment she feels disrespected or used she will snap fast and become some kind of monster! The kind of monster you see at the end of your bad with a knife in the middle of the night, or you notice your food tastes funny because she has been poisoning you for months!
Mazzi Slimm you are perfect and beautiful! Best girl ever! Everyone needs a Mazzi Slimm in their lives!
She is the best girl ever, Mazzi Slimm is her name don't get it wrong. If you ever meet a girl whose name is Mazzi Slimm keep her around forever!
by TheTruthIsMyGod March 28, 2020
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Evil [insert name]

The doppelgänger of a person you know or someone famous
Evil insert name (such as Katy Perry):

1. Damn!!! That chick over there sure looks like an Evil Katy Perry!!!!

2. Dude #1: “Wow, that girl at the bar totally looked like your sister!!”

Dude #2: “She kind of did... so you’re telling me that she is, in fact, an Evil Hannah- yet you still asked for her number? Weirdddd dude, I didn’t know you had a thing for my sister!!!! Gross.

Dude #1: “Gross only cuz she’s your sister. She’s just absolutely fuckin PSYCHOTIC. Nice for hitting it and quitting it, after that- she’s just too mucho loco. But she’s Got a perfect ass and is SMOKI-” Dude #2 punches him in the face and then heads back to the bar to tell Evil Hannah that Dude #1 has venereal disease & is into Bestiality.
by Ohhhhh...Kay! March 30, 2020
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A cool ass nigga that has fans
Guy 1: "Hey... You know Jaiden but with a last name starting with M?"
Guy 2: "Yeah He's a cool ass nigga that has fans"
by iiuphill March 31, 2020
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