Morning Driver

When the husband wants to have sex first thing in the morning.

“Sandra, I know you’re tired so I’ll be your morning driver.”

by Sandra Dee January 13, 2024

Moline Mudslide

The act of slipping in shit. Often, this is another person or a pet animals shit.

Eddie didn’t realize that Fido had shit in the hallway and he pulled a Moline Mudslide when he slid down the hall on that brown kibble log.

by Mega Hemroids February 13, 2024

Morbing

To cover your teammates with flowberry fizz in fornite

“Come here dude I’m gonna morb all over you”
“Thanks for morbing on me bro I’m full shilf now”

by Rodneyhhh March 7, 2024

Molings

When you jump into the pier and get pummeled agaist the concrete walls to death for funzies

Wanna go do some molings?

by sportiskais4 March 10, 2024

Molings

When you jump into the pier and get pummeled agaist the concrete walls to death for funzies

Wanna go do some molings?

by sportiskais4 March 10, 2024

Morning Rot

When you wake up in the morning and the bed is so comfy that you can’t get out of bed. A good rot usually lasts from 30 minutes to 3hrs. During a morning rot, one could typically be seen scrolling aimlessly through tiktok/ instagram/twitter, watching youtube etc.

“ i actually woke up pretty early today, but my morning rot lasted like 2 hrs”

“ Can we leave at like 2pm? I wanna make sure i have time for a good morning rot”

by abutthole March 11, 2024

morning sanchez

Getting fucked over by the lazy locomotive engineer.

Damn that engineer hates us. He just gave us the morning Sanchez treatment.

by Warlock_the_awesome March 24, 2024