Michael Lee

Stabbing people with pencils
having no friends
reading his kindle

My favorite celebrity is obama OH SHIT MICHAEL LEE IS COMING

by Michael Lee 2.0 September 24, 2019

Michael

Michael, oh Michael! If ever there was a creation grand enough to make God himself look down upon in envy it is Michael. What can be said about Michael that hasn’t already been said about Gandhi, Hitler and John Holmes! The man is a fucking legend in all rights! Hide your daughters hide your mothers and plug your assholes because when there is a Michael afoot you can bet your sweet ass something’s getting filled with prime brine and sweet servings.

Is that Michael? Jesus Christ I think I just sprung a leak in my pantaloons.

by Mr M April 2, 2020

Microsoft CD

A CD that has been spawned at MicroSoft.

An Apple engineer once said "They say, if you play a MicroSoft CD backwards, you can hear satan. But that's nothing. Play it forward and it installs Windows! :O"

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 31, 2005

Michael Badnarik

The only respectable presidential candidate running in 2004.

Michael Badnarik is a Libertarian; therefore, he thinks.

by Someone who actually knows what they're talking about October 6, 2004

Michigan Dirt Farmer

Another name for a hillbilly.

A) That guy is a Michigan dirt farmer

B) You're a Michigan dirt farmer!

by Sashaa* December 7, 2009

Michigan

A.) A fairly decent state to live in, although the lack of jobs.
2.) An excellent college football team that never seems to have a losing season.
D.) Where snow is not a big deal in May.
4.) A place with a decent music scene.
E.) Mexico's biggest fan, seeing as every company decides to move there.

A.) Yeah, Michigan's not bad, except I'm getting laid off next week.
2.) The Michigan Wolverines are number 5. Again.
D.) "Hello, it's May 3rd. today was a beautiful day, 75 and sunny. Tomorrow there's a slight chance of snow and highs in the twenties."
4.) "Did you check out that new band from Grand Rapids, Still Remains?"
"Yeah bro. They're so xmetalx. Woot."
E.)"2,000 jobs will be lost as yet another company moves down to Mexico, where they can pay workers 1/6th what they pay them now."

by Q-Tip McVicker August 11, 2004

gameboy micro

The new GameBoy that is SUPPER TUPER TINY TEENY WEENY! It was revealed at E3 2005. It has the brightest screen ever, rumored to turn blind men into seeing human citizens. A price is not yet set, but it'll be released some day.

And with that, Reggie stuck his mighty hand ito his stylish suit and pulled out from its sexy depths, a GameBoy Micro!

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 2, 2005