A bitch who just so happens to be not only unemployed, but also single! What a surprise! So, how does Karen spend her time? By harassing queers, teenagers, and people of color! However Karen mainly preys on people just minding their own business! If you ever happen to encounter a wild Karen, remember to do the following;
Back away slowly
Pretend you cant hear her
DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT( Karens can sense fear)
Call the manager on her
And again, DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT
Back away slowly
Pretend you cant hear her
DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT( Karens can sense fear)
Call the manager on her
And again, DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT
by Thatoneidioticclassmate May 26, 2021
Get the Karen mug.Even more powerful than Big Oil or Big Pharma, Big Karen is the core demograph down to which all other powers must ultimately bow. She's white, she's over 50, and damn is she ever entitled. She has the most votes, and in real terms, controls the most capital. Why are there a million black men doing unpaid labor in American prisons? Cui Bono? The most typical depositor to the financial institutions that derive profit from prison labor is... guess who. Big Karen has The Patriarchy pussywhipped. Big Karen says you're victimizing her by not feeding her a bigger omelet, but also by breaking too many eggs. Big Karen says there are too many babies being born. But what part of the population is actually exploding? Guess who.
Sorry, we still can't ratify the E.R.A. Big Karen is ready to be PAID for heavy lifting, but not ready for actually DOING any heavy lifting.
by Orangeboxman May 26, 2021
Get the Big Karen mug.An ethnic group in Burma (Myanmar). They reside primarily in Kayin State, southern and southeastern Myanmar. The Karen, approximately five million people, account for approximately seven percent of the Burmese population.
by howymaster April 23, 2021
Get the Karen mug.Likely a math teacher. Karens (not the "MANAGER!!" ones) are funny to watch be all crazy, they're really funny as long as you don't let them down. They can be quite scary at times if you make them angry but over all great people!
by GamingOffTopic_ April 28, 2021
Get the Karen mug.“Woman”, or more offensive “man” usually with a middle aged haircut who believes everything she sees on TV, and every conspiracy she see(wrong or right). Goes out in public wearing a mask in fear because her TV told her to, yelling at people for not wearing a mask, ignores logic and reason, lives in there own little world, selfish, uses men, calls the cops on anyone for anything(Literally), and sits on a throne of toilet paper.
“Karen” called the police because my lawn isn’t freshly mowed.
“Karen” called the police because I was playing music.
“Karen” yelled at me historically because I don’t have her opinion.
“Karen” bought the whole store out of toilet paper.
“Karen” called the police because I was playing music.
“Karen” yelled at me historically because I don’t have her opinion.
“Karen” bought the whole store out of toilet paper.
by Petdragon May 6, 2021
Get the Karen mug.by BadBush May 10, 2021
Get the Karen mug.a woman who feels entitled to literally everything as long as she's offended, her natural habitats are usually walmart, walgreens, coffee shops, restaurants, and parks.
karen: *calls 911*
911: 911, what's your emergency?
karen: A woman just harassed me!
911: well what did she do? we'll send someone.
karen: the woman refused to give her dog to my baby boy hunter!
911: *in the backround: yea we don't need to send anyone* miss it's her dog.
karen: but my son hunter wants it and he got a d- on his test so he deserves it because he is sad.
911: *hangs up**
karen: ...
911: 911, what's your emergency?
karen: A woman just harassed me!
911: well what did she do? we'll send someone.
karen: the woman refused to give her dog to my baby boy hunter!
911: *in the backround: yea we don't need to send anyone* miss it's her dog.
karen: but my son hunter wants it and he got a d- on his test so he deserves it because he is sad.
911: *hangs up**
karen: ...
by gquia May 11, 2021
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