by lañina August 13, 2025
Get the Jizzmug. Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.
I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.
by ererueru July 22, 2020
Get the Jizz moppermug. Something gurus deal with all the time if they are in any sort of tensioned and it makes them not interested in having another remainder until they fix their vagina infection after contaminated with semen.
by Golove November 6, 2019
Get the Jizz infectionmug. “Bro you fucked my girlfriend? that’s so jizz whacked”
“Noooo way dude you got a ferrari? that’s so jizz whacked!!”
“Noooo way dude you got a ferrari? that’s so jizz whacked!!”
by wageth July 6, 2019
Get the Jizz whackedmug. The bestest friend in the whole wide world. This is a person who will be there for you no matter what. She is a person that you would end up in jail with, but it would be so worth it. This kind of person isn't the best speller, but she tries hard and that's good. She laughs at all you're terrible jokes and you can tell each other anything. I love yoouuuu lizard breath!!!!!!
by Ttirbykins September 30, 2011
Get the Zil Thod a.k.a. Jizz Chodemug. by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 9, 2022
Get the The Jizz Chairmug. The little dent in the chin that catches excess sperm while being on the receiving side of the ejaculator: evolution's way of letting us know it’s an ally of the LGBTQ+, with a special focus on homosexual activities.
"When Joey gets an unsuspected spray of sperm from a trick, he can rest easy knowing that due to his JIZZ CUP-CATCHER CHIN, the mess will be less."
by MAGAcult January 26, 2025
Get the Jizz Cup-Catcher Chinmug.