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Jizz-Maxxing

Erm what the sigma, Its when someone drake maxxes hell hard and jizzes all over the roof.
Bro, stop Jizz-Maxxing.
by Notmatt the legend June 10, 2024
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Hipster Jizz

I put hipster jizz on my food.
by California Bae Area January 5, 2017
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Type jizz

A way of saying “type shit” without cursing; a family friendly version of type shit.
Little cousin: yo bro I just got these sick new Jordans!
Older cousin: type jizz.
by sweatyanddisgusting February 14, 2024
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Jizz Pop

A Jizz Pop is when you put Jizz in a empty can of Baked Beans and leave the can of Jizz in a hot room for a few days, you will get a Jizz Pop.
"Mom nice Jizz Pop"
by CumRattle December 6, 2020
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Jizz

When you ejaculate on to a girl's body.
When you put your sausage into her and jizz comes out of your sausage.
by @ilikebigcox November 29, 2021
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Jizz

an upbeat, swinging genre of music. Played by Jizz-wailers. I know what you are thinking
Guy: Man i just love jizz
Guy 2: What the fuck? You love jizz? Are you fucking gay?

Guy: No the star wars music
Guy 2: Fuck you, you nerd
by AngryStarWarsNerd March 21, 2022
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Jizz Whisperer

A person who spends time poking and smelling other mens' sperm. Usually called Ryan.
"Hey, what's up man?"
"Nothin' much, just sniffing sperm, looking for wrigglers"
"Man, you're such a jizz whisperer."
by ScreenNamesAreForWimps April 21, 2018
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