Weedness

When your showing weed

That’s a sign of weedness bro

by JJ THE CRACKHEAD November 17, 2019

Weed Tease

One who promises, or insinuates that one will provide or assist in the smoking of marijuana, yet fails to do so.

That red-haired weasel Lanning is such a weed tease. At least I got that Youtube Money!!!

by Strauss gets DP'd April 12, 2011

purple cotton weed

something that will fuck you up.

purple cotton weed fucked me in the ass

by dickmedown 6969 December 27, 2017

buck weed

Someone who smells like cow poo but looks like a pile of fishes who have been turned inside out and all of their insides are on show and outsides hidden.

Manisha is a buck weed.

by Reesesbuttercupsareaight February 21, 2019

Weed Freeze

when the sensation of hitting a marijuana device tickles you nostrils like a brain freeze

Oh omg Izzie I just got a weed freeze from hitting the clear to hard!

by Blownifer June 11, 2020

Weed Water

THC Nano drops water flavoring

I'm drinking so amazing Weed Water right now. I can smell colors!

by DeezNutz7583 February 4, 2022

Ignoriance of the weed

Stonerfication of "Ignorance," but includes an active, willful element as pertains to non use of marijuana.
Often a playful, chiding reprimand intended to provoke immediate inhalation of marijuana smoke.

Katie: "I charge you with ignoriance of the weed!"
Lisa: "I refute it thus:" *Takes a toke* *Blows the smoke*

by k80theshade February 18, 2025